This morning I woke up with Allergies and Asthma. I sounded, according to one of my favorite people, "like a guy". Thanks, thanks a lot. After I got the news I sounded sick and manly then I got this from my oldest monster:
Zach: Mom, you don't just sound sick, you look sick.
Me: I don't feel sick.
Zach: Yeah, well you look it. Your eyes are all red and groggy looking.
Me: Thanks a lot brat.
Zach: Well, maybe you aren't sick you just haven't had any coffee yet. Yeah that's it, no coffee makes mommy look, sound and act bad but not feel bad.
Well, at least he's learning early the signs and symptoms of caffeine deprivation.