Six o'clock in the morning......I hear giggling......I hate that there are two 6 o'clocks and one of them occurs in the morning. I try to block that fact as often as possible. Why is there giggling in the boys room? Must get up and look, I don't want to get out of my warm bed to find out why there is giggling this early. It will be nothing but trouble, I know. So I get my warm self out of bed, put my warm feet on the cold floor and go investigate. What do I find? Corbin giggling in his sleep. Oh, this does not bode well for the day. Cute yes. I know that if he is giggling in his sleep he is plotting against me already. Hee Hee, I guess he's plotting against my mother who is watching him today.....
An hour and a half later I hear rummaging in the kitchen. (Oh yes, I went back to my warm bed. That floor was cold!) Its time to get up anyway....
Me: Corbin.....What are you doing?
Me: You are having Doritos for breakfast?
C: No mom. I'm having Doritos for a snack.
Welcome to my day. I dare not ask, "What else could happen." Because I know the screw up fairy will appear and show me how good I have had it till now. Stay away fairy....Stay away!