This is a day of too much sugar. My sweet mother came over to wish my oldest a fun trip and with her came two dozen Krispy Kream doughnuts.....Warm.....I even had one and I don't like doughnuts...To many months working in a bakery cleaning out the doughnut cabinet. I was able to donate 1 dozen to the family who was going on the trip with my oldest this morning. The second dozen I left at the house thinking, falsely, that my mother would not let the small children eat a dozen doughnuts. Stupid, stupid, stupid! What, What, What was I thinking?????
I got home from working and what did I find? 3 children, my two little ones, and the one I watch on occasion. I was informed that they had each had only two doughnuts. When I looked in the box there were only 3 left.......Can we do the math together? 2 doughnuts per child so that's 2 times 3......there should be 6 doughnuts left in the box right? Hummmmm and my mother does not eat doughnuts....Ever. So I must assume that when she was not looking the monsters each either had one more or the older two had one and a half more or one had like 5 doughnuts to himself. The product of all that sugar consumption.....The following is what has occurred in the house with that much sugar in their system.
6 fist fights and wrestling matches = 6 time outs
5 licking incedents
a. Don't lick your brother!
b. Don't lick me!
c. Don't chew the bed!
d. Don't lick the dog!
e. Do not lick my computer!!!!!
4 times of me saying don't kill your brother.
3 issues of mommying me to the brink of insanity......Example:
Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy!
What???? I have answered you every time! What do you want?
Put Draw Something on my iPod please!
Okay.(stupid me! Who is going to play Draw Something with the 4 year old who doesn't care what the word is he just wants to draw and make you guess using the words that you are given. Good thing I have a lot of bombs!)
Take your turn!!!
Do it again!(This went on longer than I want to type.)
Me: Corbin go get a tissue
C: We are out and I was playing Eni Meni Miney Mo with the doughnuts. The chocolate one lost so I was going to attack it!
Me: Poor doughnut. No more doughnutsssssss......(As I see he has already attacked the doughnut while I was playing draw something with Adam. Crap) The evil in me(and maybe the sugar) made me do the next thing. I texted their father and told him he had to download the game so A could play with him. ROFLOL That fixed the me not seeing what they were doing.
I think I will beg my mother to never bring doughnuts to the house in mass quantities again unless we are having a party. (It won't work but its worth a try!)
And its still early!