Watching children play in the backyard at our friends house is so much fun. From watching the 4-9 year olds trying to tie water balloons, playing with dead fish, and the good old fashioned frisking. That's right I said frisking (want to know about the dead fish read the prior post Seasoned Mom for details.)
Friend: Aww they are holding hands. Should we start to worry?
Me: Naw. Adam is already spoken for I think we are good. (giggle)
Friend: What is she doing to him now?
Me: I don't know. It looks like she is feeling him up or patting him down.
Friend yelling at the kids: What are you doing?!
Frisker: Looking for something.
Me: I hope he hasn't stuck the dead fish in his pocket.
Friend: I don't think so.....Better check later just in case....(kid interrupts her by yelling)
Mom! He squished the fish on the skate board!
Me: Well that solves the fish problem, again. But what is she after?
When we got home, our friend followed us, not in a stalker kind of way but to get some peaches from our backyard, we asked Adam.
Me: Why was she frisking you?
Adam: She thought I took the 4 year olds survival knife and put it in my pocket.
Me: Did you?
Adam: (Smiling) Nope! He was using it to kill spiders.
Monsters!
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