Many things happened towards the end of tax season that I was unable to blog but at least I had my sense of humor still intact when the following happened:
Corbin wandered in from playing outside, looking a little disheveled and had really wide eyes.
Corbin: Mom, I just at a poisonous ant. Just thought you should know.
Me: What? (As I am goggling to see if there are poisonous ants in California, and texting all my friends to see if they knew anything about poisonous ants. Fortunately, I am happy to report, there are no poisonous ants in California.)
Corbin: I just ate a poisonous ant.
Me: Why do you say that?
Corbin: Because when I ate it, it was really sour and yucky.
Me: Then what did you do?
Corbin: I spit it like this, he proceeded to spit and spit on my floor as I sit there in stunned silence.
Me: Stop spitting.
Corbin: I was just showing you.
Me: Okay, why did you eat the ant?
Corbin: Because it was poisonous.
Me: No really why?
Corbin: Well, I wanted to know what they would taste like.
Me: Were they delicious?
Corbin: Mom, I already told you they were poisonous, disgusting and sour.
Me: So they didn't taste good then?
Corbin: Uh no mom.