At dinner tonight, I was sitting with my boys eating some spaghetti and meatballs, talking about Mine Craft when:
Adam: Mommy! Mommy!
Me: What Adam?
The child proceeds to wipe his mouth and hands on my white tee shirt. (Mind you I do not usually wear white for the specific reason I am a klutz and my children think I am their personal napkin.) He starts giggling hysterically.
Me: Why did you do that?
Adam: Because your a napkin.
Me: No I'm not! (At this point all three of them are giggling.)
Adam: Yes. You are wearing white.
Me: That does not make me a napkin!!!
Zach: Well, you are wearing white and napkins are white.
Me: NO!!!! That does not make me a napkin!
All three: Yes, yes it does.
I am so out numbered! Apparently motherhood and wearing white will make me a personal napkin for my little darlings.