As I sit on the couch doing all my Christmas shopping I casually look out the back door. What do I see? Corbin leaning against the door with a stick in his hand.
Me: What is he doing now?
Me: Look out the window. Is he eating that stick?
D: Looks like it, wait no, he's peeling it. See he's spitting it out.
Me: Okay then.
Some things just aren't worth getting upset over.