Adam came up to me after waking up. He was looking in the mirror and said
Mom, do I have eyes?
Umm Yeah baby you have eyes.
(huge sigh and a roll of the eyes) NO Mom! Do I have eye stuff in my eyes.
Yeah eyes have eye stuff.
NO!! Eye burgers( this is the way he said it, this is the way I will write it.)!
(I was running water in the sink when he asked me so I turned around and looked at him with my hands dripping wet) Come her let me look.
With a little giggle and a shake of his head he looked at me and backed out of the room like I was some kind of predator out for his eye burgers. "No, its okay. I'm good." Then he ran like demons were chasing him.
You'd think I had tortured the child removing things from his eyes before. Silly boy.