Last week we played bedroom shuffle. Here are the rules, first we move everything around and clean all the dust bunnies. Then we make sure everyone in the house has a bed they will sleep in, preferably by themselves. Then we finish cleaning with the help of outsiders since I injured myself moving boxing equipment.
As we are working on the final room I notice something odd on the wall. I get closer and see teeth marks done to the metal on the corner of the wall and that on the other side of that wall the paint is peeled away. I look at my mother:
I wonder who did this....
Mom: I don't. CORBIN!!!!
C: Yes? (after 5 minutes of ignoring us.)
Me: Why did you bite the wall?
C: Because I didn't like the color and wanted to change it.
Me: Corbin do not bite walls! Or furniture! That is not how we change paint color!
C: Okay mom, I promise.
Mom: I can't say anything. I used to eat paint when I was little....Before they changed from lead paint.
Me: You do realize that explains a lot and I am so blogging this conversation!