Never a dull moment.

Today was co-op day.  Where a couple of moms get together, teach, and play.  Oh, we teach the kids too.

After co-op, I offered to take one of my friends daughters for the evening since she had an appointment. 

Leaving co-op was interesting.  As I carried the extra four year old from my friends house screaming her lungs out I paused and thought if anyone but my friends was watching...They were totally going to call CPS.  Fortunately for me, she didn't hit, kick, scratch, or bite me. (My kids would have)  I put her in the car and headed home.  I bribed her with cookies, popsicles and watching a movie.  All was calm again.

Later I had left the kids in Corbin's room and gone into the kitchen to clean up after dinner.  The kids eventually trailed in after me, you know they like to be in the same room but not interact with you unless you happen to be on the phone where then they insist that you have ignored them all day long and are a neglectful parent! 

Becoming bored with me since I got off the phone the following conversation occurred between the two four year old's:

A:  What you want to do?

F:  I don't know?  What do you want to do?   (here I am having Sponge Bob and Patrick flashbacks)

A:  I don't know what do you want to do?

F:  I know!

A:  What?

F:  Let's go watch Corbin pee again!

A:  Okay!

Me:  NO!!!!!!!  You many not watch Corbin pee!!!! Corbin!!!! Shut the bathroom door!!!!!

Then I sent the following texts:

OMG.  I just had to tell Adam and Friend they couldn't watch Corbin pee.  Apparently when I went in the kitchen they went in my room and watched Corbin pee.  They then said. "lets go watch again!  At which point I had to say you may not watch Corbin pee!

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!(I don't think she will ever let me watch her children again!  Though she was laughing when she picked her up.)

I sent a text to some of my friends and got responses that varied from

LOL

Sweet!  Well not really but little kids are so much fun.

It is an event almost like a circus.

Another thing you never thought you'd have to say.  (which is why I had to blog it!)